Staying in nirvana...

I like my whisky like I like my men.

ohmontagues:

varyingdegreesofawesome:

gap-var-ginnunga:

lizabuffw:

Twice my age and from Scotland.

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

nowhere near my genitals

(via ugly)

• 21 May 2016
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altonzm:

yungmethuselah:

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

(via ithinkweshouldkiss)

• 21 May 2016
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